I have the answer to all the problems people have in understanding the taxes in this country.
First of all, let me reiterate that I am right about the economy [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
Now onto the new tax plan.
It's very simple and very fair.
Instead of being taxed on what you make, you wil be taxed by political affiliation.
Liberals will be in highest tax bracket and the moderates and conservatives will be taxed less so that they can put their money into the wheels that turn the economy (shopping, investing, goods and services)
It's a win win situation.
Liberals love to tax, so we tax them.
Everyone is happy!
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<font color="#000002" size="1">[ October 26, 2004 10:18 PM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>
I propose the "AbFab Tax," as proposed by Edwina on the British television show, "Absolutely Fabulous:"
Just Tax The Stupid People.
Pay up, greg! [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]cool.gif[/img]
LOL!
<font color="#000002" size="1">[ October 27, 2004 11:00 AM: Message edited by: reason ]</font>
Well, since it's my tax plan I'll just expemt myself [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
Besides, I'm not a liberal.
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">But in my superior tax plan you are so not exempt.Originally posted by cincygreg:
Well, since it's my tax plan I'll just expemt myself [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
Besides, I'm not a liberal.
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I'd still exempt Reason [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Um...no you won't. With my tax plan, you would be in the highest bracket. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]cool.gif[/img] [img]biggrin.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/smarty.gif[/img]Originally posted by cincygreg:
I'd still exempt Reason [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
<font color="#000002" size="1">[ October 28, 2004 09:03 AM: Message edited by: reason ]</font>
No, because you said the stupid get taxed the most.
Besides, I put mine into motion first so you have to wait at least 4 years for yours to have a shot. LOL!
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<font color="#000002" size="1">[ October 28, 2004 11:25 AM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font>
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Did I mention that part of my "Stupid Tax" would be a "Trailer Park Tax," with the highest bracket for those who wait out hurricanes in their trailers.Originally posted by G L:
If there were an "asshole tax" reason, you would be penniless. Not to mention the "flaming drama queen tax" on top of it. Better get a 2nd social security number to work under if you want anything left at all....
LOL!
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Actually, if there were an asshole tax, you would be in the highest bracket, primarily due to excessive usage.Originally posted by G L:
If there were an "asshole tax" reason, you would be penniless. Not to mention the "flaming drama queen tax" on top of it. Better get a 2nd social security number to work under if you want anything left at all....
LOL!
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh. Did I?Originally posted by cincygreg:
No, because you said the stupid get taxed the most.
<font color="#000002"><font size="1">[ October 28, 2004 11:25 AM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font></font>
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LOL!
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